14 Funny Insults Found in the Urban Dictionary
Literally thousands of funny, scary, and downright disgusting words can be found on the Urban Dictionary site, but none are as funny as those whose sole purpose is to insult someone. Like some of the more bizarre web expressions and acronyms, these ridiculous but very funny words are sure to make you laugh…and weep for today’s youth.
So here they are, 14 of the greatest insults currently found in the Urban Dictionary. Don’t blame the messenger for telling you that these words exist. Keep your negatons to yourself, dude.
A special snowflake (also known as a person with “Special Snowflake Syndrome” or “SSS”) is someone who believes he or she is different from everyone else.
Use it in a sentence: “Carrie thinks she’s such a special snowflake ever since she started writing poetry.”
*Note: Pictured here is “Dickbutt,” a popular trolling picture on sites like Imgur.
Can’t decide whether to insult someone by calling them a dick or an ass? Well, now there’s a handy portmanteau that allows you to call them both things at once. We live in a magical age, people. Magical.
Use it in a sentence: “My dickass husband won’t run to the store to buy me more cigarettes and wine coolers.”
The female version of douchebag.
Use it in a sentence: “My teacher gave me detention. She’s being such a douchebaggette.”
Short for virgin, this word is the perfect insult for high school kids who pretend like they have the life experience to use it.
Use it in a sentence: “What a loser. That guy’s a total virg.”
This is what we used to call a double-sided compliment, backhanded compliment, or left-handed compliment. At first, a mediocrement sounds like a compliment, but then the double meaning kicks in and you realize you just got dissed.
Use it in a sentence: “Then she told me I wasn’t driving as badly as I did last time she rode with me. What a mediocrement.”
You know the (lame) old stereotype about how women can sometimes take things the wrong way? That’s what this phrase refers to. Someone said something and you used “your woman ears” to hear it, so you got bent out of shape.
Use it in a sentence: “I told my mom she looked like she’d lost weight, but she had her woman ears on and yelled at me for calling her fat.”
A man who has sex with an ugly woman.
Use it in a sentence: “Did you see who Kyle went home with? He is such a doggyknobber!”
This is someone whose head is, you know, made of douche. Douchenoggin.
Use it in a sentence: “You’re such a douchenoggin!”
“What does that mean? I don’t even speak German!”
To be “fat, hairy, and made of trash.” Ouch.
Use it in a sentence: “The guy who works in the cubicle next to mine is such a ferger.”
Acronym for “so is your face.”
Use it in a sentence: “These mashed potatoes are really lumpy.”
Used to describe an unpleasant person, this word can also be used in place of calling someone a “b*tch.” The word is derived from the last name of a certain pop singer named Justin.
Use it in a sentence: “What do you mean you don’t want to get your hands dirty? Don’t be such a Bieber.”
This definition is all “metaphysical” and stuff. A negaton is a bit of negative energy that other people can absorb. Negatons put people in a bad mood.
Use it in a sentence: “I don’t need your negatons today, dude. You’re bringing me down.”
This describes someone so stupid that you want to stab your eyes out so that you never have to look at him or her again.
Use it in a sentence: “I drove two hours out of my way just to avoid having to talk to my deadsh*t ex.”
Synonymous for crap, poop, etc.
Use it in a sentence: “I can’t believe I stepped in some Bill O’Reilly. If you need me, I’ll be outside scraping off my shoes.”