20 Very Clever and Very Dirty License Plates
Vanity license plates are a popular way to make your car stand out from the crowd. However, just like all creative endeavors, personalized license plates can offer be a great opportunity for the funny people of the world to crack dirty jokes! The best part is that other drivers are pretty much forced to read, interpret, and react to your funny plates as you drive around town. Making people laugh while operating heavy machinery? What could possibly go wrong?
The drivers in this gallery all brought the funny with them to the Department of Motor Vehicles on the day they registered their rides. We’re just amazed that these rather risque slogans made it past the DMV censors!
A plumber with a 0 Turds license plate? I’ll allow it.
F yeah – TITTAYS.
You’ve got to love following this guy in traffic! Who doesn’t enjoy seeing tittays?
(Don’t answer that.)
Maybe this isn’t dirty after all; maybe he just really likes hot dogs. Did you ever think of that, ya’ big perv?
Ah yes, “Deez Nuts.” In 2015, this was one of the best new memes of the year. Now it’s kind of-sort-of a little sad. Still funny though!
So… this was clearly an accident. We hope. Is she Pennsylvania’s “nicest” mom, or should someone alert the authorities?
Okay, this is just plain awesome. Be right back… Gotta check the DMV in out state and see if it’s available.
Well, we really can’t argue with this sentiment. Still, was a vanity plate really necessary?!
You’ve got to love a Mustang owner who makes a horse poop joke on his license plate. Turns out, even the jokes are bigger in Texas.
A likely story, am I right, ladies?
In all likelihood, this guy’s last name is probably Cox… so you know his friends and neighbors NEVER get tired of his “Big Cox” jokes.
This isn’t raunchy; it’s just good advice! Always pee before you go. I’m talking to you, kids.
How about NO?
Here we thought that driving a bright yellow Hummer around was, in and of itself, the ultimate sign of douchebaggery, and then this happened. Live and learn.
I <3 BDSM
That’s a bit personal for a vanity plate, but okay. Put down your copy of Fifty Shades of Grey and keep both hands on the steering wheel, where we can see ’em.
Hey, at least he’s honest! If you’re going to get a fire engine red car to celebrate your mid-life crisis, the least you can do is maintain your sense of erectio– er, adventure.
I did? Are you sure? Sheesh, I didn’t even notice. *sniffing shirt*
Okay, okay, fine. I get it; I smell like farts. You guys don’t have to rub it in. You’re giving me a complex!
Again, another accidental act of naughtiness (not to mention blasphemy)? “J is lord” quickly becomes Jizz Lord. Yikes!
“Give me a V… I’ll do the rest.”
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No thank you, but thank you for asking. Can you believe this made it through the New Jersey DMV? According to Reddit, even the car’s owner couldn’t believe it.
RU 18 YET
He’s clearly just inquiring about whether you’re old enough to vote. He’s civic-minded, that’s all.
This one is kind of obscure, but don’t worry; I’ll walk you through it. A “moose knuckle” is the male equivalent of “Camel Toe.” The more you know, right? You’re welcome.